Harry Styles, pig boy. (SNL)
Harry Styles rapping “call me pig boy ’cause you know I be squealing” deserves Oscars, Grammys, the Pulitzer and the Nobel Prize.
The professional thirst-trapper and ‘Lights Up’ singer inspired a veritable internet drought as he hosted this weekend’s Saturday Night Live, dancing in his underwear and talking about “getting railed to death.”
Not one to shy away from making sexually ambiguous statements, Styles also filmed an unaired sketch in which he dressed up in a wrestling singlet and called himself “pig boy.”
Incredulously, the sketch was “cut for time” and was instead released on the SNL YouTube channel.
In it, Styles plays Jason, a high school jock who bullies his younger brother and – in fact, let’s just cut to the chase.
“And yes I’ve had sex and it feels great,” Styles raps.
“A girl’s body, the butt ,the shape, it’s amazing. A ride like no other, expert for when you’re hanging with your brother.
“But back to sex – such a good feeling. Call me pig boy ’cause you know I’ll be squealing.”
It goes without saying that the internet collectively lost it.
CALL ME PIG BOY CAUSE YOU KNOW ILL BE SQUEALIN IS THE MOST ICONIC HARRY STYLES LYRIC
— grace (@sleepyfacegrace) November 17, 2019
When @Harry_Styles said “call me pig boy because you know I be squealing”
I felt that
— em. (@emilyelizabeht) November 18, 2019
you mean to tell me that a skit where @Harry_Styles said – and I quote- “call me pig boy cause you know I be squealing” was CUT FOR TIME. major oof.
— Lauren Anne🍌 (@lapatterson42) November 18, 2019
Wut waz it pig boy 😂😂😂😂 #harrystyles
So many feelings right now yet no words for them pic.twitter.com/20i2DGhSD5— it’s not that important (@Mimms_luck) November 18, 2019
harry styles stealing my pig boy brand .. not here for it
— gaz🌪 (@gazxcx) November 17, 2019
Harry Styles played gay intern on Saturday Night Live.
Another sketch, which actually made it to air, saw Styles play a millennial social media intern hauled in front of his bosses for “off-message” activity on the Sara Lee Bread Instagram account.
“For example, why did Sara Lee comment on this picture of Nick Jonas saying ‘wreck me daddy’ and then comment again a month later with ‘destroy me king’?” he was asked.
The intern was also asked why he’d captioned a picture of a cheese toastie with: “Feeling really depressed after threesome. What was supposed to be a fantasy ended up more rejection. Must get rid of toxic in community.”
“Sara Lee wrote those at four in the morning while he was still on a poppers high,” he explained.